SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY
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what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them?
How stoned are you right now?
Was that a fucking pun?
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Current Treatment
In my last post, I said I’d post what I’m currently doing to treat my migraines. So here goes..
When I started going back almost a year ago, my neurologist started me on a beta blocker, Imitrex, and Phenergan (an abort and an anti-nausea medicine). When I started having chest…
Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death
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I don’t like having an uneven amount of followers D: that doesn’t mean I want to be unfollowed -_- follow me! I follow back (unless you post obnoxious selfies 20 times a day). I also don’t follow most of the ppl I went to high school with (which is why my followers to following ratio is so off). Please! And thank you :)
Every single person needs to reblog this. No, it will not ruin your blog, it will make it a million times better.
So much respect. And sadness. He’s trying so hard to stay strong.
i’m tearing :/
wow
No, no, this is horrible. You see, the flag will go to the husband or wife of the deceased soldier as next of kin. This flag is going to the son.
Both of his parents are gone.
im crying this is so sad
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Eventually I’m going to gif every joke Carlos tells on Magic School Bus…
can we just talk about Keesha’s face though
Keesha isn’t having any of his shit
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Ladies I hope getting your nails done feels good because not a single man notices you got them done.
maybe
just maybe
women do some things for themselves and not just for men
what a concept
You know how some girls splurge on clothes, jewelry, and/or hair? Nails. That’s my “me time.”
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